For when duty calls and Mommy is on furlough, the Daddy Diaper Changing Toolbox saves the day. Zeke and I have Great Aunt Connie & Great Grandma to thank for this addition to the nursery. Just so you know, Brad remains undefeated in daddy diaper wars. (And ps, Brad is a much better diaper changer than me!...does this come in a Mommy edition??)
Kit includes:
- Patent pending Poop Poncho - need we say more??
- Mask - toxic fume filter for when it doesn't smell like roses
- Goggles - for protection against your own mini version of Old Faithful
- Tongs - several inches of steel separation between you and the little warm wrapped gift
- Hand wipes - to clean up afterward (for Dad's use only)
- Turkey baster - for precision hiney washing
- Baby wipes - for cleaning baby bottom and various parts
- Ear/Nose plugs (clothes pins) - use with care
- Emergency Formula container - doubles as a PeePee cover for WeeWee
- Pacifier - scream plug
- Diapers for newborn - cute as a kitten until it gets wet then it looks like a sewer rat
- Bio Hazard bags and Rubber Gloves - for quarantine containment of the nuclear meltdown
- Worlds Most Handsomest Baby - sorry not included
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